We must preface this post with the fact that we do not condone the purchase of Sulcata tortoises. Please adopt a rescue or we will soon have the same problem with these as we do with the pythons in the Everglades. And if you do decide to adopt one of these, please know they will outlive you and they get very big. They are like little bulldozers and will plow things down. You must be prepared and dedicated. This is truly a serious matter.
But the sounds coming out of Bonsai’s mouth as he humps a tire is most definitely a laughing matter . . .